#god this woman making me get of of hiatus for her
#but not permanently because i still have stuff going on
#but this is important


yeah but Ailee is better than everyone so 

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#This lady making me go off of hiatus for her posts
#dont worry guys i just have some personal issues to deal with before i come officialy back
#but holy fuck thats scary



if anyone is wondering, it’s called “420 shots”, my neighbor illegally smuggled a huge box of these babies and a bunch of others into the state… yeah he’s questionable.

i got hit which is why i ran back and the video gets shaky XD

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#I actualy know this person
#I am comming off of hiatus just to reblog this
#goddamnit lauren
#you need jesus


okay i think baekhyun is like

really hot okay like so hot okay it’s delicious

and i was like he’s almost as hot as sehun! but then i caught myself.

byun baekhyun can’t even dream of being as hot as oh sehun because it’s just that impossible he could never even touch the pure beauty if he…

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once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

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waking up with your period



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This messed with me so much


but how do i wake up?

Because it can causes real stress and paranoia to some people: don’t worry.
You have to know that this can’t be real. When asleep, or in a coma, you cannot read things, nor have critical thinking and reasoning because your left-brain is kinda asleep. This is why when you are dreaming, your dreams don’t make any real sense. While dreaming, your right-brain takes the wheel, explaining why your dreams reflect your emotions. So don’t be afraid: you are very awake.

I am not an expert and may have got some things wrong, but yes, YOU ARE AWAKE ! 
Simple steps to confirm it: look at your hands. If they aren’t in a normal shape , you’re asleep.
Turn on/off the light. If everything works out, you’re awake.

Please spread the word, reading this can cause a lot of pressure to people suffering from paranoia.

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there is a dead woman who lives beside us and her car hasnt moved in about a year and there were wasps making a nest like this.

there is a dead woman who lives beside us

We’d like to ask you a few questions


Welcome to Night Vale.

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[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

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why do people like fall



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when chanyeol met power ranger blue lol

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Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest asshole I know

Here’s the story: A while back he decided he was going to write a story about our circle of friends going on a trip to hong kong, sounds harmless, right? Well, no. Basically what he did was take everyone’s insecurities (in one case about sexuality, in one case about an ex, in one case about sexual relationships, in one case about social anxiety, in one case about body image) and decided to exploit these to the fullest for what he thinks is comedy. I talked to almost everyone he wrote about after we had read it, and everyone was upset by it. I mean EVERYONE. Not only was his writing shitty as hell, but he insulted literally all of his friends in a total of four paragraphs. I confronted him about this once he told me he was going to be writing smut in the next chapter. 

This pissed me off especially because this couple he’s writing about are some of my dearest friends, one of my very very close friends especially who is very sweet and very kindhearted. These two recently became a couple and of course aren’t completely comfortable about eachother yet. Now this asshole, who has been friends with them for years, wants to write an incredibly detailed sex scene about them and send it to them and the rest of our friends to read. 

I tell him to have a little respect, he basically tells me no one deserves it. 

I’m in awe, how does he think this way. 

edit: please note this is the same guy who asked me out 5 times in two months and then told me to go kill myself because i was a piece of shit bitch for rejecting him

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those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them



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That scream tho…

Vine by: Chest-Bump

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avoiding responsibilities like


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